Mummifying Alan
So, I am watching them mummify Alan, just like the ancient Egyptians. Day 84, the voice over tells me. Alan’s been through a lot, cleaned and coated and soaked and dried. “It’s for the grandkids,” his voice from the past tells me. His wife seems cheerful enough, “Alan made a joke out of everything.” She sheds a tear as she explains how he’ll never see the grandchildren grow. Not sure I would want to be mummified, just let the worms do their worst or their best.
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